Welcome to Matt's General Store - Independence, Missouri

So, you’re Larry Baer and you’re about to set off on the Oregon Trail. You’re comitted to buying oxen Tim Lincecum and food Matt Cain. It’s hard to argue with that. But now, looking over your shoulder, I see that your next purchase is ammunition a pair of lefty relievers to take up 10 more of that 120 dollars. I’ll be back in a bit ,I’m just going to make a bet on you drowning before you ever get the chance to shoot anything.

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